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| if u liked my profile , raise up ur hands. if not , raise ur standard..!!! |
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| Love your job but don't love your Company because you may not know when your company stops loving you. |
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| Kisses spread germs and germs are hated.....so kiss me baby!! I'm vacinated!!!!!!!!! |
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| Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience... |
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| its bit easy to say ''i M wat i M !''.... bt as same, bit difficult to prove it...!! |
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| ā i read somewhere ''people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do nothing....! |
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| Death is not d greatest loss in life....... d greastest loss is wen relationship dies inside us wen we r alive |
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| Smile a while and while you smile, smile another smile and soon there will be miles and miles of smile just because you smiled, I wish your day is full of SMILE |
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| True relationships don't need efforts to be maintained , if they need ,they were never true |
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| Trying To Forget Someone You Love Alot frm Bottom Of Ur HEART.. Is Like trying To Remember Someone You Never Met. |
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| I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well.!! |
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| To live life is to live fearlessly.when u hv nothing to hide, u hv nithing to avoid..so live transperent. life......A open book... |
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| My gr8tst fear is not my WEAKNESS..Its my strength I FEAR most...M not afraid of DARkness...M afraid of my LyT which d world cant SustAIn..... |
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| I was gonna take over the world this morning but I overslept. Postponed. Again. |
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| My neighbor obviously doesn`t watch porn. She asked me to come fix her sink, I been here for an hour and i`m still fixing the damn sink. |
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| primary source of income: when my mom gives me money to buy something and doesnāt ask for the change back |
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| *listens to ābig girls dont cryā while crying* *cries even more because now Iāve also disappointed Fergie* |
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| My parents accused me of being a liar. I looked them straight in the eye and said, "Tooth Fairy, Santa Clause..." & walked away like a boss. |
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| If skinny people go skinny dipping, what do fat people do? The chunky dunk??? |
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| I don`t see why everybody wants the white iPhone, everyone knows the black one runs faster. |
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| #thatmoment when you`re walking in the middle of walmart & private parts begin to itch. Why then? Why not in the car? |
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| Can`t trust a bitch who lets the microwave hit 0, she doesn`t care about her life...she probably jumps on the lava part of the floor too. |
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| My neighbor obviously doesn`t watch porn. She asked me to come fix her sink, I been here for an hour and i`m still fixing the damn sink. |
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| Whenever my wife sings I have to go outside. Not to get away from her, but to prove to my neighbors I`m not beating her. |
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| Do I look like Christopher Columbus? Am I guiding a ship to a new land? So, when I ask for directions, please donāt use words like ānorthwest.ā |
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| What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married? Feyonce. |
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| If robbers ever broke into my house searching for money, I would just laugh and search with them. |
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| Harry Potter fans: I wanna go to Hogwarts! Narnia fans: I wanna go to Narnia! Hunger Games fans: Nope I`m good... |
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| At the gym: Him: I really want to impress that hot chick over there, which machine should I use?! Me: The ATM. |
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| I went out with a girl who`s a dentist last night. She said she had a great time and would like to see me again in about six months. |
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| I think it`s funny when dogs hide under the bed when they`re scared. I`m like... you idiot, that`s the first place monsters go! |
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| A guy knocked on my door asking for a small donation for the local pool, so I gave him a glass of water. |
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| My mom told me to follow my dreams. So I took a nap. |
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| "Was that lightning?" Nooo... they`re taking pictures for google earth. |
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| Your parents payed your iPhone, MacBook and bought you car? And they`re paying for your school? Please, tell me how hard your life is. |
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| I bet our entire universe is just in a tiny glass jar placed neatly on a shelf in an alien child`s room as a science project he got a C- on. |
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| When I was kid I always wanted a tree-house. ....who am I kidding? I still want one! |
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| that embarrassing moment when you realize that person wasn`t waving at you |
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| Boy: My Father`s name is LAUGHING and my Mother`s name is SMILING. Teacher: You must be Kidding? Boy: No, that`s my brother. I am JOKING |
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| You can`t make somebody love you... You can only stalk them and hope for the best. |
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| Me jealous of you? Sweet Jesus, Bless your delusional heart. |
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| If at first you don`t succeed, skydiving is not for you. |
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| Just drove by a treehouse with a sign saying āGirls Allowed.ā I`m curious to see how the treehouse community handles this paradigm shift. |
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| A Mosquito landed on my friend`s face.... Easiest decision of my life! |
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| In alcoholās defense, I`ve done some pretty dumb stuff while completely sober too. |
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| I never make the same mistake twice. I make it 4 or 5 times, just to be sure. |
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| *texts back 3 weeks later* sorry I fell asleep |
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| If I see an Apple store getting robbed, does that make me an iWitness? |
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