Two new words are to be included in oxford dictionary
Gumshuda (n)- state of being physically lost.
Shaadishuda (n)- state of being physically, mentally and financially lost.
Ye Biwiyan Badi Chalak Hoti Hai
Apni Profile Picture Mein Akeli,
Aur Pati Ki Profile Picture Mein Pati Ke Sath Hoti Hai
Chutkule Hindi | Comedy STATUS
Girl - ur name?
boy- black lion
G -r u joking?
B - no, it means kaalu singh.
and ur's
girl- Soft underwear
boy-r u joking?
girl-no it means komal chadda.
Arz Kiya Hai
Ki Daali Ne Daali Pe Nazar Daali
Kisi Ne Is Par Daali, Kisi Ne Uss Par Daali
Hamne Jis Par Nazar Daali
Uske Baap Ne Uski Shaadi Kahin Aur Kar Daali
Issi Baat Par Thoko Taali
Ek Chota Saa Par Bahut Khatarnaak Vichar Jo Naa Jaane Kitne Ladko Ki Zindagi Barbad Kar Deta Hai…
"Bhai, Wo Tujhe Dekh Rahi Thi".
If Mallika Shehrawat plays Dropadi in Mahabharat..
Duryodhan will say... Dussashan, pehna do bhabhi
ko saari, hum bhi to dekhen yeh vastron mein kaisi lagti hai...
Beeti Hui Zindagi Ki Bas Itni Si Kahani Hai,
Kuch Khud Apne Karmo Se Barbad Hui, Kuch Facebook Ki Meharbani Hai…
Snta-Ye Chhota Medal Tumhe Kyu Mila H?
Bnta-Gane K Liye,
Snta-Aur Ye Bada Wala?
Bnta-Apna Gana Band Krne K Lie
Sharing a funny line on doctors and students to share on facebook, Laugh and spread laughter…
santa:-yaar mera kutta kho gaya hai. Main kya karu?
Banta:abe tu paper me kyo nahi de deta ki tera kutta kho gaya.
Santa: chup kar sale mera kutta pada likha nahi hai.
Bijlee ki taar or ladki mai kya similarty hai???
Guess..
Not Sure
Oh Come on Yaar Simple Yaar
Dono Nangi ho toh jaan nikaal deti hai
Sardar: Aap kitna padhe ho?
Friend: B.A.
Sardar: kamal karte ho yaar, sirf do word padhe aur woh bhi ulte.
PATNI NE KAR DI DI
PATI KI ESS BAAT PAR DHUNAI !
KI USNE
" PATI PARMESWAR" FILM Q NAHI DIKHAI....
Faqir:Madam Bhuka hu,Khuda k naam pr khana dedo
Mam:Khana abi nai bna
Faqir:Facebuk pe BABA Pappu k naam se hu,ban jye to WALL pe post krdena...
"Barish hue bheeg gaye hum"
"Barish hue bheeg gaye hum"
Fir kya,
"Rajnikanth ne phuk maari sukh gaye hum"!
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