Air and students have the same mentality. How?? Both are turning the books pages without reading.
Jab paper ho out of cntrol. Answer sheet ko karke fold.
Answer sheet ko karke ke fold, aeroplane banake bol
I WILL…..FAIL……! Student kya jane result ka kya hoga,
Brain is the most outstanding organ, it works for 24 hours 365 days right from the time of birth but stops only when we enter the exam hall. dhokhe-baaz..
Best 3 Comedy Lines In Student Life. 1)Please dont Disturb, I Want to Study 2)No Class? Then Lets Go To The Library and The Best one is 3)Sir, I Have a Question
Brain Is The Most Outstanding Organ. It Works For 24 Hours 365 Days Right From The Time Of Birth. But Stops Only When We Enter The Exam Hall.
Doctors after operation and students after exams have same things to say… we tried our best, right now, we cannot say anything, please pray.
Examiner: You are under tension? Did you forget admit card, id or calculator? Student: No sir, by mistake I have brought tomorrow’s exam chits today.
Exams are like girlfriends – Too many questions, difficult to understand, more explanation is needed, result is always fail.
If u cry on seeing d question paper it is an insult.
If ur teacher cries on seeing ur answer paper,
it is ur achievement...
HAPPY EXams Days.
Exams are there, at the paper you stare, answer is nowhere, pull your hair. Teachers glare, the grades are not fair, but just like the past 20 yrs, WE DONT CARE
Father asks peon: How are studies in this college? Where do I see my son in future? Peon:Future is bright, even I completed my engineering from the same college
Father to Son After exam:
Let me see your report card.
Son: My friend just borrowed it.
He wants to scare his parents.
A Friend Is One Who Advise You To Study Well !
A Best Friend Is One Who Stands In Examination Hall n Says:
"Abey Kitna Likhega?
Larkiya'n Ja Rahi Hyn" ;->
Koi BOOK Aisi Milti Jis Pe Dil Luta Dete
Har Subject Ne Dimag Khaya Kisi 1 Ko Nipta Dete
Ab Syllabs Dekh Kar Ye Sochte Hen K
1 Mahina Or Hota To Dunia Hila Detey.
A student grabbed a coin,
Flipped it in the air & said,
"Head, I go to sleep."
Tail, I watch a movie.
If it stands on the edge I'll study
" Success is not climbing up the
ladder bt its lyk climbing on a
pyramid Bcoz as u go
higher, lesser is the space &
better is the
Height Of Honesty: Sitting In Examination Hall Opening The Chit, Memorizing The Answers And Then Writing Without Seeing.
Side effects of Exams:
A guy went to a restaurant. He wanted to order food but he forgot what a 'Menu' is called.
So he asked the waiter, "Syllabus Lana, Zarra!"
Height Of Buttering. Professor: Where Is Your Record? Student: Sir,I Lost It Fighting With A Guy Who Said That you Werent The Best Professor In College.
Rain of summer, snow of winter,
grace of autumn, glory of spring,
May beauty of every season
give ur heart a beautiful reason 2 smile.
May God suceed u in every exams of ur life.
Good luck & all the best
Height Of Bravery: Going Late To Class In Torn Jeans & Sleevless Shirt, Entering The Class Without Permission & Saying To Mam Hey Sweety, Carry On Dont Stop.
Funniest Situation In Student Life. We have no idea what to write in the exam paper and supervisor comes and says please cover your exam sheer.