Great lines by K V Ramachandran Nair:
"Change cannot be given to you every time. You must bring the change."
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Who's K V Ramachandran Nair?
He is a bus conductor. Now read it again!! :p :p :p :p
next generatn's LKG poem
chatting chatting
yes papa
girlfriend setting
no papa
telling lies
no papa
open your whatsapp
hahaha,
pyaar ko mat chupauo use jarurat hai jatane ki.......
apne partibha ko mat chupauo use zarurat hai badhane ki...
ab aur b parfiume mat lagaiye janab...aapko jarurat hai nahane ki
Boy: I love you!
.
Girl: I m Engaged to Someone & I have a
Boyfriend & I also Have 2 Serious Affairs..
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Boy : (After a Long pause) .
"FIR V DEKHNA KUCH ADJUST KAAR SAKTEY HO TOH"
Two Commerce Students talking...
Mehul: Oh! Sorry yaar,I heard about your breakup. Is it true?
Rahul: Yup!
Mehul: You must be sad na.. ....
Rahul: No yaar! We are commerce students! I have kept 1 gf as reserved for doubtful debts.
A man in Hell asked Devil: Can I make a call to my Wife?
After making call he asked How much pay...
Devil: Nothing, hell to hell is free... :-)
Teacher:Can u See God
Class:No
Teacher: can u touch God
Class:No
Teacher:Then isn't a GOD
A Boy Raises From His Bench And Said:
"Sir ,can u see ur brain"
Teacher:No
Boy:Can u touch ur brain
Teacher :No
Boy: OK So u dont hav brain?!
BOYS ARE ALWAYS ROCKIN ..
Top rated University's cut off percentage for Science is 99.25%. Those who scored 60% are now laughing at those who scored 99.24%!
Earlier people used to remove their hats to give respect and now our new generation removes head phones to give respect!
Banta: Why can't women drive well?
Santa: Because there are so many mirrors in a car to distract them!
Santa Baraf (ICE) Ke Tukde Ko Bahut Dhyan Se Dekh Raha
Tha,
Banta: Itne Dhyan Se Kya Dekh Raha Hai?
Santa: Main Dekh Raha Hu Ye Leak Kahan Se Ho Raha Hai
1-Never make noise in the class bcoz others r sleeping , 2-be absent 2 keep the campus clean, 3-always take books it act as pillow , 4-never come early to class,no one will notice u........Njoy school life........
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