Great lines by K V Ramachandran Nair:
"Change cannot be given to you every time. You must bring the change."
Who's K V Ramachandran Nair?
He is a bus conductor. Now read it again!! :p :p :p :p
next generatn's LKG poem
open your whatsapp
pyaar ko mat chupauo use jarurat hai jatane ki.......
apne partibha ko mat chupauo use zarurat hai badhane ki...
ab aur b parfiume mat lagaiye janab...aapko jarurat hai nahane ki
Boy: I love you!
Girl: I m Engaged to Someone & I have a
Boyfriend & I also Have 2 Serious Affairs..
Boy : (After a Long pause) .
"FIR V DEKHNA KUCH ADJUST KAAR SAKTEY HO TOH"
Two Commerce Students talking...
Mehul: Oh! Sorry yaar,I heard about your breakup. Is it true?
Mehul: You must be sad na.. ....
Rahul: No yaar! We are commerce students! I have kept 1 gf as reserved for doubtful debts.
A man in Hell asked Devil: Can I make a call to my Wife?
After making call he asked How much pay...
Devil: Nothing, hell to hell is free... :-)
Teacher:Can u See God
Teacher: can u touch God
Teacher:Then isn't a GOD
A Boy Raises From His Bench And Said:
"Sir ,can u see ur brain"
Boy:Can u touch ur brain
Boy: OK So u dont hav brain?!
BOYS ARE ALWAYS ROCKIN ..
Top rated University's cut off percentage for Science is 99.25%. Those who scored 60% are now laughing at those who scored 99.24%!
Earlier people used to remove their hats to give respect and now our new generation removes head phones to give respect!
Banta: Why can't women drive well?
Santa: Because there are so many mirrors in a car to distract them!
Santa Baraf (ICE) Ke Tukde Ko Bahut Dhyan Se Dekh Raha
Banta: Itne Dhyan Se Kya Dekh Raha Hai?
Santa: Main Dekh Raha Hu Ye Leak Kahan Se Ho Raha Hai
1-Never make noise in the class bcoz others r sleeping , 2-be absent 2 keep the campus clean, 3-always take books it act as pillow , 4-never come early to class,no one will notice u........Njoy school life........