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| The best gift you can give is a hug: one size fits all and no one ever minds if you return it |
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| if u dont act on lyf.......lyf has a habit of acting u......so keep in mind |
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| Do not marry a person that you know that you can live with; only marry someone that you can not live without. |
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| I fell for your lies, believed in my dreams, but I guess it's true, nothing's as it seems. ♥ |
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| Eventually the entire written English language will be taken over by emoticons. Teen girls will bring us back to Egyptian hieroglyphics. |
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| Mom: Clean your room, family is coming over. Oh I`m sorry, I didn`t realize the gathering would be held in my bedroom. |
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| When my hair looks good: 3%: at school 7%: at home 90%: when I`m about to shower.. |
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| Girlfriend: "Happy fathers day!" Boyfriend: "But I`m not a dad." Girlfriend: ":)" |
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| Kim and Kanye named their child North West... that kid`s life is already going south. |
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| "Backpfeifengesicht" is a German word to describe `a face in need of a slap` |
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| Dolphins, yeah! They think they`re so cute. Oh, look at me, I`m a flippy little dolphin, let me flip for you. Ain`t I something?-Chum (Nemo) |
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| What if I just started licking the dentists fingers while they were in my mouth. |
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| when I wake up from a nap no one can talk to for at least 45 minutes because I`m 350% more ugly and 900% mad |
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| When I die, I want to be buried with sunglasses on and my hands behind my head. So when I deteriorate, I’ll be the chillest skeleton ever. |
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