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| sumetmes u have 2 run away 4m all...nt just 2 create distance ..but...also 2 see ,who cares 2 run behind u,,,!! |
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| My heart is like a broken record, playing the same old tune, because everytime I hear your voice, I fall in love with you again and again. |
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| Did you ever notice that there's a certain line in every song that sticks out because it reminds you of a person that you just can't forget??? |
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| When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it. |
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| I will love the light..... for it shows me the way...... yet I will endure the darkness...... because it shows me the stars..... |
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| All I can wish for is that the "one" I'm looking for is looking for me just as hard. |
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| I strongly feel tht i've enough hearts who cares 4me..bt many tyms lyf proves tht it is jus mah imagination... |
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| Cop: "Sir, what`s in the bottle next to you? Me: "Water." Cop: "Sir, this is wine." Me: "What? That Jesus! He did it again!" |
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| See that big yellow thing in the sky? The world revolves around that. Not you. |
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| I hate it when auto-correct changes my "omg" to "OMG" like, chill out, I`m not that surprised. |
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| Hello modelling agency?? yeah my selfie just got 34 notes I think I’m ready to go pro |
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| Kanye West is opening up a breakfast restaurant, it`s called, "omelette you finish". |
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| Someone should tell Forest Gump that on the back of the box of chocolates, it tells you exactly whats inside. |
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| "Look, officer, I`m not being a smartass. All I`m sayin` is if you caught me then you were speeding too.." |
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| Every mother on earth gave birth to a child. Except my mother, she gave birth to a legend. |
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| Roses are red. Monsters are green. Just look in the mirror. You`ll know what I mean. |
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| do you think clouds look down on people and think “that ones shaped like an idiot” |
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