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"SIT AND STUDY" - This stunt is pEяfOяmEd by ExpEяts undEя contяOŁŁEd cOnditiOns. DOn't tяy this at hOmE Oя anywhEяE. :P |
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They say mOnEy dOEsn't buy happinEss. I say givE mE a miŁŁiOn dOŁŁaяs & sEE hOw happy I can be |
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If U fEEŁ ŁOnEly, just thяOw яOcks at pEOpŁE. U can nEvEя b ŁOnEly if pEOpŁE я chasing U |
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How NewtOn Died ? He Died Afteя seEn SouTh IndiAn MovieS..Coz He CouŁdnt Beaя яAjnikant Bяeakin AŁŁ The Ław Of Physics wHich He Made :\ |
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if u liked my profile , raise up ur hands. if not , raise ur standard..!!! |
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Love your job but don't love your Company because you may not know when your company stops loving you. |
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Kisses spread germs and germs are hated.....so kiss me baby!! I'm vacinated!!!!!!!!! |
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Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience... |
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